June Giggles and Chuckles
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue. And then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where did the glue go? You know […]
12
Jun
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue. And then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where did the glue go? You know […]
23
Mar
The phone rang. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance company. “Do you have a second mortgage on your home?” “No,” I replied. “Would you like to consolidate all […]
23
Mar
This is a first-hand account from a passenger on Flight 1549. It is an internal memo to the members of his firm. It is very well written, is descriptive, and […]
26
Feb
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps […]
11
Feb
After I asked for a half-pound trout fillet at my super- market’s seafood counter, the clerk picked one out of a pile and set it on the scale. It weighed […]
14
Jan
OUR 4 WIVES Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives… He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and […]
16
Oct
My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door. “Hey Dad, announced Billy, “have you met the new neighbors?” […]
11
Sep
—brighter than the brightest—————— Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco, and […]
27
Aug
Real Signs and advertisements… Signs In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.” In the window of an Oregon general store: “Why go elsewhere to […]
26
Aug
He is 90 years old, she is 88 and they just gathered with all their family this summer to celebrate 67 years of marriage. What is astounding about this is […]