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Giggles and Chuckles

Giggles and Chuckles


Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
words back…or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did….


I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?” I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word…he knew better.

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, “I think I like playing with men’s balls.”

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.” My sister started to laugh hysterically, The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my Sister has never let me forget.

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said “No”. I kept thinking, “Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don’t have any clothes with me.” Then I said, “Danny, are you SURE you didn’t have an accident?” “No,” he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.  Soooooo, I asked one more time, “Danny, did you have an accident?” This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, “SEE MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!” While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they’d ever had!

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don’t get any….a true story… We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked: “So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?” Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing, so hard! 


Now, didn’t that feel good? I agree, everyone needs a good laugh!  Check out the rest of the humor below…


 A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.
One Sunday he announced, “Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Farmer Condill’s henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord.  The Lord doesn’t want money from a thief!”  

The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time in months everybody gave.

A little boy walked up to the librarian to check out a book entitled “COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE FOR MOTHERS.”  

When the librarian asked him if it was for his mother, he answered ‘no.’  

“Then why are you checking it out?”  

“Because,” said the little boy confidently, “I just started collecting moths last month!”


As my five-year-old son and I were headed to McDonald’s one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, “We should pray.”  

From the back seat I heard his earnest request: “Please, God, don’t let those cars block the entrance to McDonald’s.”


Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this:

A woman called a local hospital. “Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I’d like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected or getting worse.”
The voice on the other end said, “What is the patient’s name and room number?”
“Sarah Finkel, room 302.”
“I’ll connect you with the nursing station.”
“3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?”
“I’d like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302.”
“Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well.  In fact, she’s had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine,  she is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she  continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at  noon.”
The woman said, “What a relief! Oh, that’s fantastic… that’s wonderful news!”
The nurse said, “From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!”
“Neither! I’m Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything!!”


Comment (1)

  • Judy Spenceley

    A TRUE STORY…………I was working a rather large flower shop with tons of people in and out everyday. One of the flower designers had a friend that use to come in and take her for lunch.. I hardly noticed that he had a limp and used a cane. One day I was outside at the back of the building enjoying the sun on my break. Then my coworker’s friend pulled up beside me and asked me if his freind was working ? I replied yes and he asked if I could go and get her. I gave him instructions as where to find her and
    he asked me again to go get her. At that point I only remembered that he seemed a good humored guy so I asked him what the problem was and why couldn’t he go get her himself….did he only have one leg ???? “why yes” he replied “oh sure” I said…… He then suggested that I come and look for myself and sure enough he had only one leg !! I couldn’t of been more embarassed. He laughed and I turned RED.