Tickle the Funnybone
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be
passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other
if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that
would be good, but that she would feel uncomfortable about
purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it
and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said,
“The beer is for washing our hair.”
The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the
counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the
beer. “Here you go, sister,” she said, “don’t forget the
curlers